Tariffs

Tariffs on cars.

Tariffs on bars.

Tariffs on stars.

Tariffs on Mars.

Tariffs on jars of mustard.

Tariffs on cans of beans.

Tariffs on the homeless.

Tariffs on the worthless.

Tariffs on the breathless.

Tariffs on Jerry Lee Lewis songs.

Tariffs on rights.

Tariffs on wrongs.

Tariffs on songs.

Tariffs on banned books.

One of Trump’s favorite books was Mein Kampf. Has it been banned anywhere?

Doesn’t matter, a tariff on every copy.

Tariffs on the Declaration of Independence.

Tariffs in the Constitution.

Tariffs on anything containing the letters D, E, or I.

Any sequence will do.

Tariffs on present tense, future tense, past tense, and presidents.

Tariffs on coincidence.

Tariffs on respect.

Tariffs on couch sex.

Tariffs on transgender bathrooms built by Chinese robots.

Tariffs on Texas politicians with bad haircuts.

Tariffs on DOGE.

Tariffs on Teslas.

Tariffs on Mar-a-Lago.

Tariffs on holes-in-one.

Tariffs on judges.

Tariffs on lawyers.

Tariffs on felons.

Tariffs on victims.

Tariffs on tariffs.

Can’t have too many tariffs!

Give us more tariffs!

Trade wars are wars.

The little people always get hurt first and worse.

Tariffs on the little people.

Tariffs on parasites.

Tariffs on panties.

Tariffs on panty raids.

Tariffs on colleges.

Tariffs on people who call other people parasites.

If I had a tariff, I would tariff in the morning … all over this land.

Just because you may pay more for stuff, tariffs are not inflationary.

You could call that an oxymoron.

Or you could call the moron who said it, and tell him he is wrong.

Tariffs make autocrats feel powerful.

If you have any empathy for the common man and woman, tariffs are not for you.

In fact, tariffs are anti-empathetic.

I made that word up.